When someone asks if you fancy becoming a Neanderthal for the day ala Ben Stiller in Night At The Museum: Secret Of The Tomb, you don’t say no.
So it was off to Tilt Professional Makeup studio in Camden for the ultimate prehistoric makeover.
Fast forward one and a half hours later in the capable hands of makeup artist Roxy, and the transformation from a glamorous Metro.co.uk entertainment reporter was complete.
Frizzy hair? Check. Decaying teeth? Yep. Then there was the leopard print getup.
Now looking the part and with just one day in which to discover modern-day London, what’s a single cavewoman to do?
Well, that’s a tough call: