Isolated on a remote island for 20 years, the Luke Skywalker we meet in The Force Awakens has a lot of spare time.
And so he tweets. A lot. Mostly about rocks.
This hysterical and prolific Twitter parody account – Very Lonely Luke – reveals the hilarious musings of the Star Wars antihero, who has run away to exist alone for 20 years before the start of new movie.
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As you can imagine, his life is very dull.